Tune of My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean (F/F)
Your dad has an old-time revolver
He keeps it high up on a shelf
Go try out that quick problem solver--
Beware that you don’t shoot yourself
You won’t need a government permit
To buy a few guns at the show
There’s thousands of interesting choices
Just load your Peacemaker and blow!
Chorus: DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
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DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
THE PEOPLE THAT BUGGED YOU ARE DEAD!
Pull out your A Kay-47
When traffic jams leave you unwell
You might send some good folks to Heaven
The bad guys will go straight to Hell
You want to teach school mates a lesson
They took you too long for a fool
At lunch wield your new Smith& Wesson
You’ll show them who’s righteous and cool
Chorus: DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
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DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
THE PEOPLE THAT HURT YOU ARE DEAD!