Gun Solutions

Tune of My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean (F/F)

Your dad has an old-time revolver
He keeps it high up on a shelf
Go try out that quick problem solver--
Beware that you don’t shoot yourself

You won’t need a government permit
To buy a few guns at the show
There’s thousands of interesting choices
Just load your Peacemaker and blow!

Chorus: DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
PLAY SOME MORE GAMES ON THE INTERNET
DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
THE PEOPLE THAT BUGGED YOU ARE DEAD!

Pull out your A Kay-47
When traffic jams leave you unwell
You might send some good folks to Heaven
The bad guys will go straight to Hell

You want to teach school mates a lesson
They took you too long for a fool
At lunch wield your new Smith& Wesson
You’ll show them who’s righteous and cool

Chorus: DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
PLAY SOME MORE GAMES ON THE INTERNET
DON’T SWEAT, DON’T FRET...
THE PEOPLE THAT HURT YOU ARE DEAD!

Freely adapted from Jan Harwood’s “Get Trigger Happy”
by Grannies Marlies & Nina of Greater Westerly, RI