When You Find Yourself Offended

Tune of She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain (C/G)

When you find yourself offended in your dorm,
When you think that bigots really are the norm,
If you're gay, straight or transgendered,
So insulted and offended,
Shout hurray for U R I   L G B T!

When you hear abuse that always comes your way,
When you doubt that you could live another day,
It is time for rebel rousing,
In the lib'ry meant for browsing,
Stamp your feet for U R I   L G B T!